Category: Products

It's no big secret.  I'm not a fan of Ron Paul zombies, but I am a fan of zombie movies.  For your amusement, here is a link to some of my new zombie products on CafePress:

[design preview]This merchandise features the design to the right in three different color combinations.  Blue with red infill of "ZOMBIES", red with blue infill, and green with red infill.  If there is demand for other color combinations, I will consider them.

Wide aspect products like mugs and bumper stickers have "I don't have to outrun the" on the left, "I just have to outrun you" on the right and, "ZOMBIES" in the middle.

This is based on an old joke.

Two guys were in the woods, when all of a sudden, a bear starts charging toward them.  They instinctively start running.  One guy said, "This is ridiculous.  We can't outrun the bear."

The other guy replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear.  I just have to outrun you."

Remind you of the two party political system?  A candidate doesn't have to be good, just less evil than his/her opponent.  Stay tuned for the upcoming Freedom Roc's candidate endorsements.